Connect to "Costa Mesa Connect"(Amended)
A NEW TOOL...
The City of Costa Mesa just announced the availability of a new app for smartphones that is, in their words, "a civic engagement tool that allows residents to conveniently access city services". Read all about it HERE.
CHECK IT OUT!
I've downloaded it and have played around with it just a little. It looks like a good tool. Check it out! I may play around with it some more while sitting in City Council Chambers this afternoon during the Mid-Year Budget Review. Starts at 4:30... see you there.
OK, I'm back at 7:00 p.m. - the Study Session was a record - 45 minutes flat! More on that later.
MORE INFORMATION ON THE APP
Back to this new app. Among the features are:
That last one is the ability for anyone using it to easily report "issues" around town, including being able to send photos of, for example, graffiti. There are pre-programmed "request types" from which we can choose. Here's the list of 26 choices as the app was launched:
As I scrolled down through that list I found myself feeling just a little like a vigilante... And, I wonder just who's going to gather all this information and act on it? It seems like this has the potential to dramatically increase the workload on Code Enforcement, Public Services, Police and Fire. So, our scheme is to reduce staff, then slam those who are left with an unmanageable amount of new work. Strange...
BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE!
Then I realized that there are a few more "issues" that folks may wish to report that are not yet included on the original list of choices:
That's just for starters... I expect some of you will think of others.
I LIKE IT... LET'S SEE HOW IT GOES...
All in all, I like this new app. I think it will be easy to quickly locate important information. It's going to be interesting to see how this plays out.
The City of Costa Mesa just announced the availability of a new app for smartphones that is, in their words, "a civic engagement tool that allows residents to conveniently access city services". Read all about it HERE.
CHECK IT OUT!
I've downloaded it and have played around with it just a little. It looks like a good tool. Check it out! I may play around with it some more while sitting in City Council Chambers this afternoon during the Mid-Year Budget Review. Starts at 4:30... see you there.
OK, I'm back at 7:00 p.m. - the Study Session was a record - 45 minutes flat! More on that later.
MORE INFORMATION ON THE APP
Back to this new app. Among the features are:
- City News
- City Council Agenda
- City Hall
- Officials
- Online Services
- Calendar
- Nearby Requests
- New Request
That last one is the ability for anyone using it to easily report "issues" around town, including being able to send photos of, for example, graffiti. There are pre-programmed "request types" from which we can choose. Here's the list of 26 choices as the app was launched:
- Abandoned Shopping Carts
- Building-Code Violations
- Bus Stop Maintenance
- Excessive Car/Foot Traffic
- Excessive Cigarette Smoke
- General Feedback
- Graffiti Abatement
- Illegal Garage Conversion
- Illegal Mobile or Street Vending
- Illegal Occupancy
- Inoperative Vehicles (on private property)
- Large congregations/gatherings of people
- Overgrown Vegetation on City Property
- Park Maintenance
- Pothole Reporting
- Property Maintenance
- Sign or Banner Violation
- Storm Drain Issues
- Street Repairs
- Street Signs and Markings
- Street Sweeping
- Sub-standard Housing
- Traffic Signal Issues
- Trash/Debris in Public Right-of-Way
- Tree Issues
- Vehicle on Lawn
As I scrolled down through that list I found myself feeling just a little like a vigilante... And, I wonder just who's going to gather all this information and act on it? It seems like this has the potential to dramatically increase the workload on Code Enforcement, Public Services, Police and Fire. So, our scheme is to reduce staff, then slam those who are left with an unmanageable amount of new work. Strange...
BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE!
Then I realized that there are a few more "issues" that folks may wish to report that are not yet included on the original list of choices:
- Rude Behavior By Elected Officials Toward Residents
- Rude Behavior By Elected Officials Toward Other Officials
- Texting and Emailing By Elected Officials During Public Meetings
- Potential (probable) Brown Act Violations at a Certain Pub in Town
- Violating City Policies By Improperly Directing Staff Members
- Stalking City Employees
- Using Political Influence In Favor Of Friends/Business Associates
- Ignoring The Will Of The Residents And Trying To Impose Personal Political Philosophy On Them
- Placing Potholes Ahead Of Public Safety
- Interrupting a DUI Checkpoint
- Creating Unnecessary Bogus Committees and Stacking Them With Sycophants
- Denigrating the Good Name of the City by Referring to it as "Costa Mayberry"
- Gaining Employment While Claiming Complete Emotional Impairment And Inability To Work in a Bogus Lawsuit
- Exhibiting Megalomanical Behavior
- Claiming Someone Trespassed on Your Property to Place a Tracking Device on your Truck, Then Later Admitting That You Can't Park the Truck on Your Property Because the Driveway is Too Short.
That's just for starters... I expect some of you will think of others.
I LIKE IT... LET'S SEE HOW IT GOES...
All in all, I like this new app. I think it will be easy to quickly locate important information. It's going to be interesting to see how this plays out.
Labels: Costa Mesa Connect
8 Comments:
It only cost us a no-bid contract with Cognify, Our Mayor's campaign donor!
OMG Geoff! I love you additions! I will give it some thought and add a few more. Almost didn't get past the first line my aides hurt so bad from laughing. Another good tool from City Hall!
"Another good tool from City Hall", Which is to say a lot Cindy Lou Who; because city hall is full of tools. I often refer to it as the " tool shed."
Add-Ons:
1)Automatically chest-bump a teacher or other professional who has more college than you do;
2)Denigrate an airline baggage clerk because your bags are late. The phone flashes a phony badge;
3) Have a close relative steal campaign signs, cover this up, then complain against someone else;
4) Get your buddies to make you mayor,watch 4-5 hours of Richard Simmons DVDs every day. Talk like Richard Simmons in a loud rant-voice at every opportunity.
Plenty of money for Das Rigmarshal's friends at Cognify while CMPD gets the minimum. Running the city like a failing business is nothing new for some people.
16. Remaining silent regarding illegally built pathways through protected habitat for you pet Pop Warner football teams.
17. Granting favors to famous USC alums for field use for for-profit flag football leagues on baseball and softball fields, booting long-standing leagues and leading to resignations of city staff.
Belatedly, what about misspeakings? Of which we have a documented dozen...
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