Thursday, May 21, 2009

"The Mouth" Revisited

"THE MOUTH" MORPHS
We've not mentioned our old buddy, The Mouth From Mesa North, lately - with good reason. Seems our pal has decided he's going to become a kind of low rent Matt Drudge. Rather than dazzle us with the product of
his prodigious intellect with his blog posts on the CM Press, recently he's become an aggregator - a guy who only links to the works of others.

BEGGING FOR
COMMENTS
And, recently he's added the ability to comment on his blog. The only problem with that is that no one noticed, so he's begun beggin
g for comments. I know from personal experience that he doesn't post all comments sent to him. I guess he'll only post comments that agree with his racist world view of things.

LAZY POSTS
And, rather than post a new entry when newsworthy events occur during the day, he simply crams another entry or entries onto the original post for the day
.

EARLY ONSET DEMENTIA?

And, I think
he may be suffering from early-onset dementia or else he's developed a fixation on the number 670. Why would I say that? Well, twice within the past few weeks he's numbered entries with that number, which had been used in sequence weeks earlier. The most recent occurrence was with his number 700 this week. He initially numbered it 670, but changed it later in the day. For an alleged Mensa guy, simple number sequences of his own creation shouldn't be that hard to follow...

SCREWED-UP LINKS

Today, between 5 a.m. and 11 a.m. he's posted twice on the same entry. The most recent one discusses items on the recently-announced Parks and Recreation Commission agenda for their meeting next Wednesday. He attempted to provide hot links to a couple of agenda items, but managed to screw that up, too.

MORE ANTI-BROWN S
KIN BIAS
One of the items, the proposed contract between Aztec Basketball Leagues to rent the facility at the Downtown Recreation Center on Sunday mornings for organized basketball competition, raised his ire. Wonder if the ethnic orientation of the name had anything to do with it? Of course it did!

A NEW REVENUE SOURCE

According to the staff report, by permitting Aztec Basketball League to use the facility on Sunday mornings pick-up volleyball and basketball games would be excl
uded for those hours, costing the city roughly $3400 in annual revenue. In return, Aztec would provide more than $43,000 in revenue to the city. Seems like a good deal, especially when you realize that only a half dozen people would be displaced on Sunday mornings and that alternative playing times are available to them later in the day.

WATCH HIM IMPLODE!
Our old buddy, The Mouth, has recently taken the entire City Council to task - standing at the speaker's podium and using his three minutes to vent his spleen at them for any number of transgressions - mainly their lack of performance on budget issues. As I watch him rant and rave, flailing his arms and turning beet red, I fear for his health. I'd hate to seem him suffer some kind of seizure while berating the council.

TAKE PITY ON HIM AND POST COMMENTS

So, to make him feel better, I suggest you submit comments to his blog fr
om time to time so the poor man no longer has to beg for comments. I'm not sure what it will take to get them posted - perhaps some obtuse reference to DNA or the wisdom of selective breeding will do it.


IRRELEVANT CARTOON

This poor fellow has become a caricature of himself and is becoming progressively more irrelevant in our community as his predictable, inane rants become even more difficult for people to take seriously.

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